I joke about Facebook introducing Facebook Dating as being a horrible idea but the true horror only just occurred to me.— Dr. NerdLove (@DrNerdLove) September 5, 2019
There’s gonna come a point where it’s going to start actively destroying marriages.
“Facebook Dating” already exists and it’s called “being unhappily married for 15 yrs & one day, half in the bag, looking up the guy you went to prom with, striking up a conversation, and 6 months later giving him a blow job in an Applebee’s parking lot” https://t.co/Af2zXxtWw8— Erin not a good start, Boris Ryan (@morninggloria) September 5, 2019
I like how Facebook Dating notifies you when your husband signs up— Sarah Cooper (@sarahcpr) September 5, 2019
Facebook Dating will use their matchmaking algorithm to find the foreign power hacking our elections who is right for you.— Nick Jack Pappas (@Pappiness) September 5, 2019
Facebook dating: for those who think “yeah I like dating, but I wish my uncle was more involved”— Quietly Over It (@lizscher) September 5, 2019